This batch of malted goodness mixed up by our merry band of beer-guzzling connoisseurs will leave you with a satisfying experience and no hoppy aftertaste. The hope is we help you identify what you like and avoid what you don't while we do a little sampling, researching, laughing, and art critiquing. That's right, beer art. It's a thing. So while you're out jogging or flying or heading to work, give us a listen and find out what's good and why it's good...or why it leaves a little to be desired. That way you'll know how to reward yourself after you get done doing whatever it is you just did. So, go ahead. Pick up one of the releases below and enjoy. It's on the house.
Some day, people will look at pictures like these and ask, “Why were they wearing masks again?” Photo by Bob Moffitt
He’s ugly. So’s his beer. Fortunately, the fine folks at New Helvetia don’t like Rancidville’s most famous resident and can immediately recognize him in his many disguises.